You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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