i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It was confusing and full of hummus
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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