The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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