i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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