I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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