My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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