Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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