If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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