sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
the raccoons are back...
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