For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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