So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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