The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
