he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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