I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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