Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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