their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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