her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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