I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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