smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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