Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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