In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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