Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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