I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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