Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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go home
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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