You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm lost and stupid without you.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
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The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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