Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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