I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sponge bath it is.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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