Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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