I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Randomize
