hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My liver just had a heart attack.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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