i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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