YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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