How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He? As in you personified your dick?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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