I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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