My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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