Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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