if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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