Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
What a dumb baby whore.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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