so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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