Do you still have your period?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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