remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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