Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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