Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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