Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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