Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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