Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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