yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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