This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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