He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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