ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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