West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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