I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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