Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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