Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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