just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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